Perfect Harmony

I’ve been joking for years that I’m basically Madam Sandler....equal parts goofy, comfort-driven, and deeply improvisational in the way only someone with autism and ADHD can be. My brain is a kaleidoscope of genius ideas, projects, and “I’ll get to it later” piles that somehow multiply when I’m not looking. So when I find a tool that actually helps me keep my life (and my cannabis) together? It deserves a little love letter of its own.

Enter: The Pulsar Chorus.

This all-in-one device is for the people who try, genuinely try... to stay organized, but end up thriving in mild chaos. People like me. People who need a dab tool that can keep up with the pace of their thoughts, not the pace of their neatly labeled storage bins (because let’s be honest… those bins are empty).

The first thing you notice is the sleek black case. It’s minimal, understated, and absolutely perfect for tossing in a bag without feeling like you’re packing for a field trip. At a glance, it looks like any random e-cig bar, which I actually love.... it gives “I mind my business” energy. No neon branding screaming “this is for your dabs.” Just clean, discreet, adult behavior.

Open it up and the real fun begins.

The ceramic chamber is clean and smooth, and Pulsar did this beautiful thing where they added an interchangeable concentrate compartment that has its own lid. If you’re someone who likes options (or forgets what they packed yesterday), this is perfection. They sell 5-packs, but you get one right in the box, a tiny victory that feels way bigger than it should.

Now let’s talk about my two absolute favorite features; the reasons I’ve basically become the unofficial Chorus hype woman.

First: the 14mm adapter.

This tiny add-on turns any on-the-go dab into a dab-from-your-favorite-rig moment. I live for surprises like that. It’s the energy of someone saying, “We thought you might want something extra, so we added it just because we love you.” Brilliant.

But then… then comes the feature that made me audibly gasp.

The hot knife.

Yes. You read that correctly.

This thing has a self-charging hot knife tucked into the bottom like it’s no big deal. When I found it, I literally said “Oh absolutely not....this is genius.” It’s like finding a secret level in a video game you’ve been playing for years.

The device itself more than lives up to the hype. Four heat settings, modes to switch through depending on what you’re feeling, and a 20-second heat with a 30-second pull. It also has haptic feedback and a full screen, which automatically puts it at the top of the “actually user friendly” list, not the “guess and hope” list we’ve all suffered through with other devices.

Airflow is intuitive too. When you’re using it as a pen, there’s a rubber toggle right by the mouthpiece that you can tap or spin to adjust your hit. When you’re using the device as a rig attachment, you can still use that toggle and then close the mouthpiece with another finger to stack a massive, satisfying pull. Chef’s kiss.

I don’t say this lightly: rarely do I get this excited about a new device. But the Chorus is that mix of high-functioning, hot-hitting, terp-preserving innovation that feels like it was designed by someone who actually consumes cannabis, not someone who just guesses what consumers might want.

And the reactions from everyone I’ve shown?

Not a single person has been unimpressed. I’ve received so many variations of:

“Wait… oh WOW, okay, that’s actually really cool.”

Because from the outside, the device gives nothing away. It’s understated, minimal, almost suspiciously calm. And then you open it and realize it’s the Swiss Army Knife of dabbing.

Understated. Underrated. And honestly?

Quite possibly the next big thing in cannabis devices.

As my first ever Pulsar piece, I can confidently say:

They knocked this one out of the park.